jokes

某天夜裡， 一名裸男叫了一輛計程車。
女司機目不轉睛盯著他看，裸男大怒，罵：「你他媽的沒見過裸男呀 ! 」
女司機也大怒：「我看你他媽的從哪裡掏錢 ! 」
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有個老頭去看醫生，告訴醫生他的腸胃有問題。
醫生問他：「你的大便規律嗎？」
老頭說：「很規律，每天早上八點鐘準時大便。」
醫生說：「那麼，你還有什麼問題？」
老頭說：「問題是，我每天早上九點鐘才起床。」
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一位救生員向一名泳客抗議：「我已經注意了你三天了，先生，你不能在游泳池小 便。」
泳客：「每個人都在游泳池小便。」
救生員：「沒錯！先生，但只有你站在跳板上。」
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大學生：媽！我今天遇到了大雄，嚇我一跳！
母親：是那一個大雄呢？
大學生：高中時的大雄呀！我們兩個那時在同一班級，他那時和我都想進醫學院的 那個大雄呀！
母親：可是那個人不是考了幾次都考不上而自殺了嗎？
大學生：對呀！今天我解剖的屍體就是他呀！
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阿萍﹕『為什麼【男】字上面是個田字呢？』
阿玲﹕『因為古時候的男人都在田裡工作。』
阿萍﹕『那為什麼下面要加個力字呢？』
阿玲﹕『笨蛋！男人下面沒力還叫男人嗎！？』
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某大公司老闆巡視倉庫，發現一個工人，坐在地上看漫畫書。
老闆最痛恨工人在工作時間偷懶，便問：你一個月的月薪多少？
工人回答：三萬。老闆立刻叫秘書發給工人三萬塊，並且對著工人大叫：拿了錢給
我滾！ 事後老闆問其他職員：那工人 是誰介紹來的？
職員說：他不是我們公司的人，他是其他公司派來送貨的。

physics P1...ending of torture

YO!!!!!!!!!!finally finish A-level exam ady...

what a torture for me..
physics paper 1...so so lo..

after exam..went vana's house prepare to go watch movie...
after amy, ry and zack arrived..we take ah poh's car to go pavillion..
coz vana's house rosak when he went play ball dis morning...
haha...

we went watch Madagascar 2....so funny...
penguin can be found at Africa...shark can live without water...
giraffe can married with hippo...old auntie can fight with lion...
all such not logic things can found in dis movie...
really very funny...
must go watch it ya...
hehe...
three of us at ladies




black vana with white christmas tree...hehe...juz kidding...vana~~dun angry ya..hehe


after that..we walk to sungai wang to eat dinner..
on the way...we went starhill gallery to walk for a while...
so many very expensive branded things can found at der..

after that we went U-village 又一村茶餐室to take our dinner..looks so delicious...d right hand site 1 is what i ate...


six of us total up is RM１００＋＋...
then we chit-chat at der till very late...
after that we walk back to pavillion again...
taking photo with christmas tree at pavillion



road show when we walk at sungei wang der when we walk back


what a tired day...

physic插曲 part II

今天考physics...

我又忘了带entry statement...

幸好及时发现

不然我就死翘翘了~~~

a day that doing nothing

today morning go pasar take breakfast with yen, amy and zack...

after come back play facebook n oso read newspaper..


after taking lunch...

went to take a nap coz too full ady...hehe..

but who knows i slept from 3pm to about 6pm...

wow...so geng...

then i juz back from taking dinner with yen at sweet heaven..

coz today got football match..

so wherever got television can c got a lot of ppl...

so we r forced to go der...

coz yen said she wan eat roti canai...xixi....


so....conclusion is...

i do nothing today..

din even do any revision...

haiz...



k la..that's all for today...

hope can finish 1 set of phy past year b4 sleep...hahaah...

i sure can do it...

wahahaha....

wakakaka....

physics paper 4

physics paper 4

DIE!!!!!



THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY....